GirlieGirl Army’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide 2016

For your little snuggle muffin (couples who’ve been together under 5 years) or your old ball n’ chain (couples post 10 years) – nothing but the best will do. That’s why we hand picked these precious beauties, just for her/him, and basically to save you from having to do the leg work yourself.

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We present to you:

A cat candle that burns down to its skeleton.

A tabletop fireplace.

An I Like You platter made by Amy Sedaris.

Amy Sedaris I Like You Oval Tray in Gift Box, $24

A mermaid colored bra.

Stella McCartney Julia Stargazing Lace and Satin Demi Wire Bra, $38 (on sale)

Raw rock earrings full of crystal healing.

This sweet card features rescued cow Valentino (named for the sweet heart shaped fur patch on his chest) – support him with the sale of this card. The cards are printed on 100% recycled paper. They feature Valentino steer on front and facts about cattle and love on the back.

Be My Valentino Card (Benefitting Farm Sanctuary), $10

A humidifier perfect for the “let’s get netflix and chill” types – and all you need is a water bottle.

A custom wax seal set to write those love notes and seal them with a kiss.

A mason jar fit for homemade ‘buch.

Oldham + Harper Strawberry Drinking Jar, $9

Massage that comes to your door via app (ala uber, but you’ll feel relaxed after,) zeel massages on demand offer couples or singles for the same price as a spa, minus the hassle of getting there – so set up your living room with champs and roses and get it going in-house.

BONUS DEAL: get $25 off zeel massages when you use code 5v0o via site or app

zeel massage on demand app (get $25 off when you use code 5v0o)

The ideal layering piece for the chill when you’re in and out of a car, this Tibetan lamb (faux, obviously!) vest is the perfect shade of blush and soft as your kind heart. Plus – the Stella McCartney version is not that different and that one is 2k, so this one’s a steal!

Fabulous Furs Mauve Tibetan Lamb Faux Fur Vest, $69 (on sale)

A make your own plate kit to design together.

A heat-changing star wars mug.

Fancyus Star Wars Heat Change Mug, $11.65

Let him catch all your x’s and o’s with this sweet future heirloom.

Get crafty and DIY soap.

Fun snap together beads (BPA-free!) for your favorite aspiring jewelry maker, under the age of 13.

B. Pop Arty Snap Together Bead Bucket, $20

Nothing says love like a big rock.

Amethyst Cluster Druzy Heart, $24-289, depending on size

Screw the beautifully packaged chocolates, a hulking bag of 10 pounds worth of kosher, fair-trade, organic, vegan dark chocolate cashews is just what the goddess ordered.

SunRidge Farms Fair Trade Certified Cocoa Dark Chocolate Cashews, $110

Split this necklace with your BFF.. and your BFTF (figure it out.)

Make Pie Not War My Other Half BFF Necklace, $59

The magnetic balls pop up for design fun – all ages love this toy, and the bright red makes it a very Valentine’s Day gift.

Kiss it out. A teenage girl or bling-loving Jewish Grandma will go gaga for this kissing pillow.

Rosalind B Nix Gold Lip Bling Pillow, $45

In opal and 14KG these handmade gorgeous earrings are a winner.

gDiapers Launches ‘Love Me’ Collection

Can’t afford a custom-dreamcatcher? Try these cute rings instead.

Lulu's Dreamcatcher Rings, $12 — Lulu’s Dreamcatcher Rings, $12

Send a sweet to your cubicle mate without breaking the bank.

Sweet & Sara Vegan Marshmallow and Chocolate Hearts, $4.49 each

Because your love grows like flowers every year.

For your single homie, still looking.

Clear Eyes Full Hearts Can't Lose Wood Sign, $35 — Clear Eyes Full Hearts Can’t Lose Wood Sign, $35

For your wild girlfriend who’ll never settle down.

For the wolf lovers.

Roll out a dozen sugar cookies for fast and cheap gifts.

Okay, fine, it’s shown on a baby. But we know a lot of grown-ass women who will be wanting this headband too.. and since it’s made to order and available in other colors, why not!