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Gifts They’ll Actually Want For Valentine’s Day 2022

Gifts They’ll Actually Want For Valentine’s Day 2022

The most beautiful gifts are the ones that are truly individualized for the receiver, so let your mind float around your virtual database as you thumb through this gift guide.   Are we the only ones who read gift guides just to pin stuff we love for ourselves? Didn’t think so! Remember to do not-so-subtle hints with your partner if they aren’t the best gift givers! A simple forwarding of this guide is hint enough! Let the gift giving begin!

Soko is a women-led, people-first ethical jewelry brand and manufacturing platform built to connect artisans in Kenya with the global marketplace. We’re obsessed with their stylish, thin gold pieces – particularly these fabulous ever-wearable hoops!

Mezi Tapered Hoop Earrings, $98

This woman-owned, luxe, organic, clean skincare line makes the most beautiful rose face spray – gift it because it’s gorgeous and it works!

Wildbloom Skincare Rose Renewal Face Tonic $28

The best eco-fleece oversized sweatshirt is made with a cozy blend of 50% organic cotton, 50% cotton fleece, and designed with an extra roomy fit for supreme comfort. Everyone is happy to get a hoodie, and red makes everything feel V day ish!

Fleece Oversized Sweatshirt, $118

A chic way to carry her matcha on the go! And yes, it comes in blush.

Kawaii Double Wall Stainless Steel Vacuum Cup, $28

Your favorite bird can bird watch in a futuristic way with this fab feeder with a high-definition camera allows you to monitor the visiting birds during the day and night. You can control its built-in camera through the mobile APP at any time to capture bird pictures and record bird dynamic videos. The built-in microphone allows you to listen to the birds while watching the birds, providing the best visual and auditory experience.

Smart Bird Feeder with Camera, $219

For the flower aficionado in your world. This cherry shaped pipe has bowls for twice the fun.

Cherry Bomb Fruit Pipe, $44

Made out of recycled stretchy lace & sexy deep V lace-up, there’s no chance of you ending up a spinster (unless you want to) in this reversible bodysuit. Party in the front OR back, you decide where the lace-up detail goes. Why we love it: it’s comfortable AF – not the usual constricting lingerie – while still remaining hot as hell.

Spinster Reversible Lace Bodysuit, $55

Whether you’re madly in love, or so far outside of it: we think a ‘Love is Dead chocolate skull’ is in order. Just in time for Valentine’s cheer to be interrupting us at every corner, (grocery store aisles! television ads! public displays of affection!) order this pretty sizeable vegan, fair-trade, divine chocolate skull, filled with our favorite assortment of seasonal bonbons. Share it with a lover, a friend, a family member, or smash it open yourself. No matter what your intentions, it’s the sweetest form of February self-care.

Love Is DEAD Chocolate Skull, $55

A original and a perfect gift for people that have everything, this artsy fidget spinner is peaceful, calming, and beautiful.

Atellani Square Wave, $54

Give them the gift of incredible online classes with legends like Joyce Carroll Oats, who is teaching a class on the art of the short story upcoming. Experiences make magical gifts!

Joyce Carroll Oats teaches the art of the short story on Masterclass, starting at $15/month (billed annually)

According to SonomaBirding; “Nightingales are symbolic of beauty and melody. Being nocturnal, they’re also symbolic of darkness and mysticism. To dream of these birds is often symbolic of joy and hope but can also have a negative interpretation at times.” What a gorgeous idea for a Valentine’s day necklace. This ethically made, woman-owned company made one is perfect alone, or layered.

Soaring Nightingale Pendant, $1,200

Capture poses via Zoom or send in photo(s) as innocent or racy as you’d like, along with a quote, a few sentences, or a paragraph of backstory about what this portrait marks in your life—what are you celebrating, grieving, noting, calling into being, letting go of? These very personal, custom drawings reflect an essence—not necessarily a literal portrait of the subject, but an emotional quality and nature. Hang it on your wall, in your boudoir, or place it at an altar as a reminder of your intentions. Buy it as a gift for yourself (worship your own bod!) or your lover.

Custom Portrait by Ruby Roth, $165-200

Hera: Goddess of women, daughter of Titans. This concrete goddess is a reminder of your strength, and is made to watch over you, wherever she makes her home.

Hera Concrete Goddess Statue, $28

Kids love it, parents hate it! When V day rolls around, we suck it up for candy and slime. Crazy Aaron’s is the gold standard of slime. Order this one now, it’ll definitely sell out. These are minis, perfect for classroom gifts!

I’m Putty In Your Hands Mini, $4

Eye see you love me if you buy me this reversible evil eye pillow! We think this would be a solid tween gift too.

Eye Reversible Sequin Pillow, $16

Back to naughty adult stuff, this tiny condom pouch could also be used for other teensy necessities.

Vegan Leather Condom Case, $16.99

This eco blush colored dress can be worn open or closed and features side pockets. Lightweight, ultra soft and breathable, this Tencel is made from Lenzing Modal®, sourced from European beechwood trees, harvested from sustainably managed forests. In other words, it’s sort of like vegan silk! So wearable and fabulous.

Jana Maxi Dress, $199

In an ideal world, we’d be wearing this top on vacation on Valentine’s Day on a friend yacht off Sardinia. But since we won’t be – you wear it for us!

Introspect Off Shoulder Top, $395

Spot deserves a Valentine. Don’t slack – order it now.

Goody Box Valentine’s Dog Toys & Treats, $24

These little vases are the most ADORABLE things we’ve seen in forever. Buy one for your child’s teacher or a dear friend!

Laetitia Rouget Love Vase, $24 @anthropologie

Totally getting these for the Star Wars people in our lives! Tiny pinky people!

Funko Pop! Star Wars Valentine’s Day Figure, $12

If my lover bought me this, I’d be theirs forever. Customize it in any configuration!

A portrait of a Couple with Pets with a wide choice of attire, $107

Think pink thoughts! The scrunchie set features a hot pink and light pink option in a luxe satin material.

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Pretty In Pink Scrunchie Set, $9

Fuck off socks for your BFF who is over her partner this V day.  These are made following the highest ethical, labor, and environmental standards.

F*ck Off Crew Socks, $10

Relax your body. Calm your mind. The combination of moisturizing and warming oils immediately awaken your sex drive while helping to relax your pelvic floor.  They say this product made by a black-woman owned company provides an enhanced sexual experience.. sign us up! Totally natural, in every way. Obvi.

Play Oil, $22

Not only does this soap look like an agate dream, it smells like strawberries and peaches!

Lovespell Soap, $6

Dare I say this book is cottage core for kids! This 70’s visually, aughts psychologically children’s alphabet book would be the sweetest valentine to the baby in your life.  Who knows, the adult reading it may just come to understand the power of setting intentions and embracing mindfulness in our everyday.

Letters to Live By: An Alphabet Book with Intention, $17

Hey bestie lover – we go together like tequila and regrets for reals.

We Go Together Like Tequila & Regrets, $27

For your truest love, remember yourselves now – just as you are and mold your hands together forever.

Luna Bean Keepsake Hands Casting Kit, $39

Ethically harvested flowers chosen by Vogue editors. Winner winner chicken dinner.

The Beloved, $165

Stained glass pendants should really be all over any happy house! This multi color glass petals with fused smiley center will let the pink light in wherever you go.

Mollmolsmagickglass Rainbow Orchid Spirit, $99 @Etsy.Com

For the co-worker, boss, or bud for whom chocolates would be too romantic a proposition – these five sweet and spicy flavors of peanuts are sure to take you on the journey you didn’t know you needed – no passport required.

Sugar Plum Around The World Spicy Nut Sampler, $34.99

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