‘Tis the season to be horny for life.. if we can get deforestation, climate change, and Trump off the old noggin for enough time to swig some Tito’s that is. We deserve to do good for others and ourselves this time of year, so start with some brain-enhancing, body-empowering, titillating gifts for those you love.
Don’t forget – the best gifts are always hand-crafted, donated, in-kind, or carefully thought out.. but if you don’t have time for all that – here are some of our best buys for 2018!
Merry Kwanzmukah, and a Happy Winter Solstice to us all!
Wren McMurdo’s Dark Days Tarot Deck, $50-80 @darkdaystarot.comPIN ITRio Classic Sweatshirt, $78 @thereformation.comPIN ITVegan Chrome Boot in Rose Gold from Dr. Martens, $120 @mooshoes.comPIN ITVivetta cat gloves, $102 @farfetch.comPIN ITVictorinox Swiss Army Classis SD Animal Prints Multi Tool (Leopard) , $21 @amazon.com or sports goods storesPIN ITTattoo artist designed Enamel Pins, $7 @threekingstattoo.comPIN ITBreastmilk Heart Open Bangle (using your own breastmilk!), $169 @breastmilkjewelry.comPIN ITRianne S. Heart Vibrator, $34 @babeland.comPIN ITBarbarea Bralette in Vintage Cheetah Print, $64/, Ruched Bloomer $38 @clarebare.comPIN ITOne-of-a-kind Wreaths, prices vary, follow @instagram.com/beadonawireluv to orderPIN ITIris goddess eau de parfum, £55 @floralstreet.comPIN ITRuthless Rockette Roller Skates, $154 @dollskill.comPIN ITMoms Meyer Lemon Tree/ Large Citrus Lemon Tree Bundle, 38″-44″, $105 @seedsoflife.comPIN ITYou Say “Crazy Cat Lady” Like It’s a Bad Thing Socks by Ann Taintor, $9 @amazon.comPIN ITUpstate Girls: Unraveling Collar City by Brenda Ann Kenneally, $33 @amazon.com or your local book shopPIN ITShe is too fond of books and it has turned her brain Louisa May Alcott Recycled Spoon Keychain, $22 @etsy.comPIN ITMiyoko’s Holiday Gift Box of vegan cheeses, $119 @miyokos.comPIN IT4 Paw Collection Vegan Chocolate Bars To Benefit Dog Rescue, $25 @rescuechocolate.comPIN ITMagical Labradorite Earrings, Made With Reiki, $268 @oliadesigns.comPIN ITProfile Purse, $80 @ingodwetrustnyc.comPIN IT24×24 Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford “If You Don’t Know, Now You Know” painting by Ashley Longshore, 6k @ashleylongshore.comPIN ITCruelty Free AF Mug, $13 @rescuefreedomproject.orgPIN ITVegan Eggnog Loaf, $30 @farmsanctuary.orgPIN ITAll I want for Christmas is Ruth Bader Ginsburg, $75 @etsy.comPIN ITAntonym Cosmetics Certified Organic Baked Blush Rose, $36 @lovegoodly.comPIN IT1 Track Mind Pant, $99 @wearehah.comPIN ITPersonalized Yarn Bowl, $60 @uncommongoods.comPIN ITJewish Christmas Candle, $29 @homesickcandles.comPIN ITKushel – The Towel Made with Wood, 19€ & up @kickstarter.comPIN ITMiddle Eastern Spice Set, $42 @rawspicebar.comPIN ITThe Anti-Cookbook: Easy, Thrifty Recipes for Food-Smart Living by Shelley Onderdonk & Rebecca Bloom, $18 @amazon.com or your local booksellerPIN ITShiitake Mushroom Log Kit, $30 @uncommongoods.comPIN ITFa La La Llama Cotton Oven Mitt, $13 @modcloth.comPIN ITWF Workwear Coverall, $188 @wildfang.comPIN ITMona B Vegan Collection, $34-74 @mona-b.comPIN ITMedusa B Camel Block Heel Knee High Vegan Boots, $270 @beyond-skin.comPIN ITEarPods, $159 @apple.comPIN ITCleanse Ritual Kit, $40 @sivanaspirit.comPIN ITVintage Rose Pink Glass Plates Set of 5, @shopthebreak.comPIN ITHand Cup, $18 @amazon.comPIN ITMusic Showerhead Waterproof Speaker + Bluetooth, $95 @amazon.comPIN ITSuper Cozy™ Fleece Paw Print Bathrobe, $30 @theanimalrescuesitePIN ITPrimp and Prime in Rose Gold, $52 @theorganicskinco.comPIN ITShibori buckwheat and lavender eye pillow, $13 @etsy.comPIN ITCuddling Foxes embroidery hoop art, $17 @etsy.comPIN ITThelma & Louise Tees for you and your bestie, $14 each @etsy.comPIN ITWhy I’m Vegan necklace, $98 @etsy.comPIN ITNaeem Khan Draped sequined chiffon gown, $3,795 @netaporter.comPIN ITHanukkah Dreidel Small Crossbody Bag, $15 @amazon.comPIN ITOrganic LIVfit Superfood Blend with Protein, $16 @betterbodyfoods.comPIN ITCustom-Knit Reversible Fuck Trump/Resist Beanie, $25 @kathygriffin.comPIN ITMid Century Modern Classic Rosewood Plywood Lounge Chair & Ottoman With White Premium High Grade PU Vegan Eames Style Replica, $1K @amazon.comPIN ITThe Sun and Her Flowers Paperback by Rupi Kaur, $12 @amazon.comPIN ITMug With Strainer & Lid Portable Teacup Heat Resistant Mushroom Cup, $13 @amazon.comPIN ITBeats Solo3 Wireless On-Ear Headphones – Matte Gold, $299 @amazon.comPIN ITיישר כחך Be Strong Print, $24 @etsy.comPIN ITWomen’s Hanukkah Pajama Set – Wondershop™ Blue, $20 @target.comPIN ITQuilted Koala Adult Backpack: Rose Gold Metallic, $184 @quiltedkoala.comPIN ITFour Season Vertical Zen Micro Garden Planter, $11 @amazon.comPIN ITPrimula Cortusoides Dome Paperweight, $60 @catbirdnyc.comPIN ITBackslash Fit Self-Rolling Smart Yoga Mat, $90 @amazon.comPIN ITStemless Aerating Wine Glasses by Chevalier Collection, 2 for $50 @amazon.comPIN ITLionhead Full Size Rolling Tray, $10 @amazon.comPIN IT123 Organic Blanco Tequila (Uno), $44 @astorwines.comPIN ITThe Claribel Earring Chain, $48 @catbirdnyc.comPIN ITVegan Heart Crossover Hoodie Sweatshirt, $22 @etsy.comPIN IT
Shrimps Eilis printed faux-fur coat, $750 @matchesfashion.comPIN ITSerpent Tie, Organic Cotton. Waterless digital printing. Vegan & Sustainable $85 @bravegentleman.comPIN IT
Guns N’ Roses Ugly Christmas Sweater, $70 @amazon.comPIN ITDyson Pure Hot + Cool Link HP02 Wi-Fi Enabled Air Purifier, White/Silver, $439 @amazon.comPIN ITHeat Holders – Lounge Thermal Non Slip Bed Socks With Grip, $19 @amazon.comPIN ITBose SoundLink Revolve Portable Bluetooth 360 Speaker, $208 @amazon.comPIN ITPatagonia Women’s Snap-T™ Fleece Pants, $79 @patagonia.comPIN IT
LITTLE HANDS
Grimm’s Large Ammonite Snail Shell Figurative Puzzle of Creative Wooden Blocks (4×4 Size) by Grimm’s Spiel and Holz Design, $99 @amazon.com (If you choose not to be an amazon shopper, you can buy the smaller size of this on oompa.com)PIN ITI Dissent: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Makes Her Mark Hardcover by Debbie Levy & Elizabeth Baddeley, $12 @amazon.com or your local booksellerPIN ITCreate Your Own Reel Viewer, $30 @uncommongoods.comPIN ITChild’s Phone Home Bracelet- Scalloped Edge w/ Amber- Heirloom by Doyle & Doyle, $175 @doyledoyle.comPIN ITFun & Fun Kids Gold Puffer Jacket, $164.02 @childrensalon.comPIN ITGatcha Gatcha – Bingo Set, €46.00 EUR @kikoandgg.comPIN ITMonopoly: Fortnite Edition Board Game Inspired by Fortnite Video Gam, $15 @amazon.com or your local toy shopPIN ITOrganic Eli Crew Neck Sweatshirt, $28 @artandeden.comPIN ITPantera Stroller, $60 @daphyls.comPIN ITHarry Potter Sweater Tapestry Pillow, $18 @hottopic.comPIN ITThe Kids’ Retro-X® Vest is made of pliable 100% polyester (70% recycled) ¼”-pile fleece that’s lined with windproof polyester, $79 @patagonia.comPIN ITPersonalized Menorah, $54 @etsy.comPIN ITHolo Kids Umbrella, $30 @hipsterkids.comPIN IT
TEENS WITH ‘TUDE
Ivory Sherpa “Got Game” Chair – For use with the Xbox, PlayStation, Game Boy and more, it offers up the ultimate experience for serious play time – think built in subwoofers and . $399 @pbteen.comPIN ITMarshall Compact Fridge, $500 @amazon.comPIN ITHP Sprocket Portable Photo Printer with additional 20 sheets ZINK Sticky-Backed Photo Paper, $90 @amazon.comPIN ITRainbow Necklace, $82.82 @tattdevine.comPIN IT
FURRY FAM
Embark Dog DNA Test, $199 @embark.com (now $40 off!)PIN ITHoliday Dog Hoodies, $32 @unleashedlife.com OR $38 @amazon.comPIN ITCustom CBD Relax Snax made to order for your nervous pooch, Prices vary – email cannabuddykitchen@gmail.comPIN ITCatHaven Cat Condo, $137 @amazon.comPIN ITDonald Trump Dog Chew Toy, $13-15 (size small or large) @amazon.comPIN IT
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