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The Fluffiest Waffles On Earth

The Fluffiest Waffles On Earth

If you missed the BUST Craftacular back in May, then you missed our hot fox of a little brother Joshua Katcher (The Discerning Brute) teaming up with one of our favorite animal lovin’ non-profits Farm Sanctuary for a   ridiculously divine vegan waffle-demo.   He then flexed his tattooed muscles, and proceeded to pump out about 300 delicious banana-flax waffles with amazing toppings, and hundreds of delicious apple sage Field Roast sausage samples sauteed in Earth Balance with a touch of maple syrup. Hot, compassionate guy + waffles + animal-free salty sausages = heaven.


Don’t get your panties in a bunch, he is sharing the recipe with you bitches here. Don’t have a Farmyard Waffle Iron, but dying for one?   Buy one HERE for $30.



  • 1/2 large banana
  • 2 Tbsp flax egg-replacer*
  • 4 Tbsp agave nectar
  • 1 cup rice milk
  • 1 tsp vanilla
  • 1 1/2 cups flour
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • 1/4 tsp baking soda
  • 1 Tbsp apple cider vinegar
  • pinch of salt
  • canola baking spray (for waffle iron)
  • maple syrup to taste
  • Toppings!

* To make Flax Egg Replacer, simply combine Flax Seed and Water in a 1 to 2 ratio in a blender, until thick.

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1. In a bowl, mash the banana until smooth.
2. Add the flax, agave nectar, and vanilla.
3. In a larger mixing bowl, combine the flour, baking soda, and baking powder.
4. Pour rice milk into the flour mixture, stirring with a fork.
5. Add the apple cider vinegar.
6. Add in the banana flax mixture from the other bowl.
7. Mix well.
8. Spray your iron lightly with the canola spray, and add the batter when hot!
9. Top with whatever you like! Try strawberry & banana, blueberry & soy whip, cinnamon & sugar, pecans & vegan butter, coconut milk-based ice cream, or chocolate sauce!


Special thanks from Joshy go out to STOGO, Field Roast, Simple Food, Inc and Sweet & Sara for sponsoring   him with all the delicious chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, and banana-berry ice creams, apple-sage veggie-sausages, decadent chocolate-soynut butter, and coconut, strawberry and plain vegan-marshmallows a boy could want.   If you like food… which we guess you do.. you should look at all their websites and drool.