Monday, February 18th, 2019

The Wine Rack: Booze Directly From Your Boobs?

Published on June 16, 2009 by   ·   7 Comments Pin It

If you’re going to whine about being flat-chested – may as well wine about being flat-chested! The Wine Rack drink dispensing sports bra will increase your bust line by 2 cup sizes AND get you and your friends buzzed via a sort of nouveau breastfeeding.

This is particularly good for us vegan, organic gals who prefer to not drink the non-organic, non-biodynamic, non-vegan booze served at most parties.   And honestly, who doesn’t look better with a little extra rack?   Don’t drink alc, no worries!   Fill ’em up with green juice, kombucha, agua… whatevers clever.

The Wine Rack Bra, $29.99

The Wine Rack Bra, $29.99


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Readers Comments (7)

  1. JD says:

    i’m DYING! DYING over this contraption! do ya think they customize?!

  2. Chloe Jo says:

    I knew you’d go bonkers for this one, Ms. JD. ;)
    Think it’s something we need to have for our summer rooftop parties! I’m planning on them even if I haven’t been invited yet!

  3. brook says:

    this might be the most amazing invention i’ve ever seen.

  4. Lisa says:

    Is this the upgraded invention of the water bra? Does this work even if you already have big boobs? Some of us weren’t blessed with a small chest.

  5. miss twist says:

    I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this!!!!

  6. Cups says:

    this is hilarious! I can’t believe it exists!

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