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What To Buy For Garbage Mothers For Mothers Day.. And The Good Ones Too

What To Buy For Garbage Mothers For Mothers Day.. And The Good Ones Too


A chic card made with recycled paper, eco-friendly inks, and pretty peonies, and that’s about as good as she deserves.

Mama Tried Mother’s Day Card, $2.50

The sucky ones are always cool – that’s the best compliment you can give her, so go with the hat. And support Ariana (Scandoval alert!) who sells these hats, while you’re at it.

Born Cool Bucket Hat, $20

A subtle dig at the garbage Mother.

It’s Never Too Late to Be What You Might Have Been Elliot White Tea Cup, $18

Maybe if she brushes her teeth in the modern way, her behaviors will follow suit. This dope brush gives you solid whites in 10 seconds! Talk about a time-saver!

Y-Brush – Electric Toothbrush, $99


Who needs Tiffany’s? Dorsey gemstones are engineered in a lab meant to mimic the conditions in which the stones naturally develop beneath the Earth’s crust so they have the same physical and chemical properties as mined stones, but without harm caused to the environment or those who mine for them.

Petite Marguerite, White Sapphire Silver Riviere Necklace, $685

Ever walked into a One Hotel and smell that dreamy smell? Now you can have it at home. Luxury fragrance delivered through her central heating and cooling system? It’s like a dream come true. Aroma360’s waterless diffusers uses cold air diffusion to break down our pure oil blends into a dry nano-mist. Like your favorite luxury hotel, HVAC scenting delivers consistent, luxurious scent through your space. Choose the smell and amount of scent, and let her live like an actual rockstar.

Double Presidential Scent Diffuser, $1,124.96

This nail polish makes her nails (and mood) feel straight out of Jem & The Holograms.

Dotty, $18

A wrinkle filler/ retin-a gift card is always welcome! Peachy is the perfect spot for a first-timer and has the best prices we’ve ever found for injectibles.

Botox ($50 off if you mention Chloé Jo Davis/ GirlieGirlArmy’s email!)

The second fragrance from French design house Lolita Lempicka, So Sweet, just screams spring and summer fun with a voluptuous blend of cherry, mandarin orange, raspberry leaf, iris, and rose The formulations are also vegan and certified by Cruelty Free Kitty as causing no harm to animals in the production process, which in recent years has become a determining factor for a generation looking to make more eco-friendly product choice

Lolita Lempicka So Sweet, Eau De Parfum Spray, $62

This custom beaut will keep her hair gorgeous on the go, and is just one of those perfect little luxuries she’d never buy herself.

Fine Line Mini Custom Hair Brush, $42


Manifest Mami collection is curated with a blend of crystals and/or herbs to enhance manifestation, intuition, and psychic development. Plus it’s just so darn pretty – crystals, dried flowers, and all the beauty. Woman-owned and made!

Manifest, Mami – Palo Santo, $16.50

This gold vermeil affirmation necklace spells out “Everything I Need Is Within Me” to remind you that you contain all the magic in the world.

“EVERYTHING I NEED IS WITHIN ME” Affirmation Necklace, $260

A completely natural beauty set for the Mom who wants her products as clean as a whistle, but smelling like the South Of France.

Roses in ‘Bloom Skincare Set, $65

This necklace let’s the world know they are “unfuckwithable” with this perfectly wearable necklace (the curse word is perfectly hidden) that Mom can wear a number of ways, but will subtly boost her confidence.

Unfuckwithable Versa Chain, $79


This glorious set of five-petal flower tiles will cheer up your day with its combination of bright colors and delicious taste. Perfect for Mother’s Day and every day!

Colorful Flower Tiles, $48

Make speakeasy-worthy designer ice cubes at home with our custom silicone molds. Perfect for the home bartender or cocktail making kit. Surprise your guests with your unique design that is sure to leave an impression.

Siligrams Monogrammed Bartender Ice Cube Tray, $34

Made from pineapple, this exfoliator leaves kitchen-tired skin smooth and soft.

Enzymatic Face Rejuvenator Exfoliating Face Wash by VASANTI, $34


Any good Grandma/ cool Mom should walk around in this tee shirt!

Fuck Antisemitism T-Shirt, $32.99

Because all us Mom kvetch about their hair loss! Gift her these gorgeous activist, women-made products to use daily or weekly as a natural hair oil to strengthen her ailing scalp and strands!

Origin, $91

Let her and her little one twin and win while doing beach clean up’s and soaking in mama nature.

Heatwave Print – looks start at $36


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This extremely innovative 100% vegan apple leather Bucket Bags is made from recycled apple skins in Northern Italy. Italian apples are used to make juices and jams, and the leftover waste is then recycled and given a second life as a plant based leather! You know what they say about an apple a day!

Vegan Apple Bucket Leather Bag, $495

Beautifully engineered products made from recycled chopsticks!

Wine & Cheese Set, $57

An elegant and connected electric bike that will change her entire life. This is the bike equivalent of a Rolls Royce – pure opulance and eleganza!

Vela Bike, $1800

The Earthy Olive Hemp & Organic Cotton Overall is inspired by the clothes worn by the English girl group Bananarama for the video  “Cruel Summer,” the mindful Mama will freak over the comfort of this piece and wear it everywhere from school drop off to gardening in the yard.

Earthy Live Hemp & Organic Cotton Overall, $138


The chicest pussy perch we’ve ever seen! Ma will love to watch her kitties orbit this globe.

Stellar Cat Bed, $299

The dual purpose of these cool looking grooming gloves allows her to keep your hands dry clean and protected while providing your pet with a professional grooming experience. Mama animal lover will save time & money in her grooming routine without the need for additional pet supplies since it acts as a scrubber, massager, and deshedding brush all-in-one.

H HANDSON Pet Grooming Gloves, $22


Enjoy hours of music, radio, audiobooks, and more from all your favorite services thanks to Roam’s long-lasting rechargeable battery. Listen at home with WiFi and easily control the sound with the Sonos app, your voice, and Apple AirPlay 2. Use Bluetooth® when you’re away. Add more Sonos speakers around your home for multiroom listening. Everything works together over WiFi.

Roam, $179

Stoner Ma’s will be so into the Volcano’s refined design and industry leading vapor production create a remarkable vapor experience – without the coughing. With its simple operation, the Volcano is absent of learning curves found with typical vaporizers, allowing for superb, easy-to-achieve vapor, every time.

STORZ + BICKEL Volcano Vaporizer – Classic, $590


Let her know she’s not alone, Moms suffer in many different ways.

Remedies for Sorrow: An Extraordinary Child, a Secret Kept from Pregnant Women, and a Mother’s Pursuit of the Truth by Megan Nix, $24

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