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5 Things We Want For Chanukah

Published on December 15, 2014 by   ·   71 Comments Pin It
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Spin yo driedels, witches!

The Top Ten Reasons Why Everyone Should Celebrate Hanukkah

  1. No big, fat guy getting stuck in your chimney
  2. Cleaning wax off your menorah is slightly easier than dismantling an 8-foot tall fir tree
  3. Compare: chocolate gelt vs. fruitcake
  4. You get to learn cool new words like “Kislev” and “far-shtoonken-ah”
  5. No brutal let-down when you discover that Santa Claus isn’t real
  6. Your neighbors are unlikely to complain about how your menorah is blinding them senseless
  7. It’s like a big reunion when everyone gathers at the Chinese restaurant on Christmas Eve
  8. In a holiday character face-off, Judah Macabee could kick Frosty’s butt
  9. No need to clean up big piles of reindeer poop off your roof
  10. None of that Naughty-Nice Stuff EVERYONE GETS LOOT!!!

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Here are 5 things we want for Chanukah this week!

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A great gift any shlemiel on your gift list will appreciate, and affordable to boot. What’s not to love?

Chillaerator Wine Aerator & Chilling Rod $24 @moderntribe.com

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For your holiday party – straight chillin!

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If you’re little elf wants an elf on a shelf, but he’s a jew with a crew.. then get him a mensch on a bench!

Chalkboard Menorah, $19 @traditionsjewishgifts.com

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Get more creative than these guys above did and use this chalkboard menorah to flaunt your creativity!

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