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GirlieGirlArmy’s 2018 Holiday Gift Guide

GirlieGirlArmy’s 2018 Holiday Gift Guide

GirlieGirlArmy's 2018 Holiday Gift Guide

‘Tis the season to be horny for life.. if we can get deforestation, climate change, and Trump off the old noggin for enough time to swig some Tito’s that is.  We deserve to do good for others and ourselves this time of year, so start with some brain-enhancing, body-empowering, titillating gifts for those you love.

Don’t forget – the best gifts are always hand-crafted, donated, in-kind, or carefully thought out.. but if you don’t have time for all that – here are some of our best buys for 2018!

Merry Kwanzmukah, and a Happy Winter Solstice to us all!

GirlieGirlArmy's 2018 Holiday Gift Guide
GirlieGirlArmy’s 2018 Holiday Gift Guide

GROWN HUMANS

Dark Days Tarot Deck , $50-80 @darkdaystarot.com
Wren McMurdo’s Dark Days Tarot Deck, $50-80 @darkdaystarot.com
Rio Classic Sweatshirt, $78 @thereformation.com
Rio Classic Sweatshirt, $78 @thereformation.com
Vegan Chrome Boot in Rose Gold from Dr. Martens, $120 @mooshoes.com
Vegan Chrome Boot in Rose Gold from Dr. Martens, $120 @mooshoes.com
Vivetta cat gloves, $102 @farfetch.com
Vivetta cat gloves, $102 @farfetch.com
Victorinox Swiss Army Classis SD Animal Prints Multi Tool (Leopard) , $21 @amazon.com or sports goods stores
Victorinox Swiss Army Classis SD Animal Prints Multi Tool (Leopard) , $21 @amazon.com or sports goods stores
Tattoo artist designed Enamel Pins, $7 @threekingstattoo.com
Tattoo artist designed Enamel Pins, $7 @threekingstattoo.com
Breastmilk Heart Open Bangle (using your own breastmilk!), $169 @breastmilkjewelry.com
Breastmilk Heart Open Bangle (using your own breastmilk!), $169 @breastmilkjewelry.com
Rianne S. Heart Vibrator, $34 @babeland.com
Rianne S. Heart Vibrator, $34 @babeland.com
Barbarea Bralette in Vintage Cheetah Print, $64/, Ruched Bloomer $38 @clarebare.com
Barbarea Bralette in Vintage Cheetah Print, $64/, Ruched Bloomer $38 @clarebare.com
One-of-a-kind Wreaths, prices vary, follow @instagram.com/beadonawireluv for new merchandise
One-of-a-kind Wreaths, prices vary, follow @instagram.com/beadonawireluv to order
Iris goddess eau de parfum, £55 @floralstreet.com
Iris goddess eau de parfum, £55 @floralstreet.com
Ruthless Rockette Roller Skates, $154 @dollskill.com
Ruthless Rockette Roller Skates, $154 @dollskill.com
Moms Meyer Lemon Tree/ Large Citrus Lemon Tree Bundle, 38″-44″, $105 @seedsoflife.com
You Say "Crazy Cat Lady" Like It's a Bad Thing Socks by Ann Taintor, $9 @amazon.com
You Say “Crazy Cat Lady” Like It’s a Bad Thing Socks by Ann Taintor, $9 @amazon.com
Upstate Girls: Unraveling Collar City by Brenda Ann Kenneally, $33 @amazon.com
Upstate Girls: Unraveling Collar City by Brenda Ann Kenneally, $33 @amazon.com or your local book shop
She is too fond of books and it has turned her brain Louisa May Alcott Recycled Spoon Keychain, $22 @etsy.com
Miyoko's Holiday Gift Box of vegan cheeses, $119 @miyokos.com
Miyoko’s Holiday Gift Box of vegan cheeses, $119 @miyokos.com
4 Paw Collection Vegan Chocolate Bars To Benefit Dog Rescue, $25 @rescuechocolate.com
4 Paw Collection Vegan Chocolate Bars To Benefit Dog Rescue, $25 @rescuechocolate.com
Magical Labradorite Earrings, Made With Reiki, $268 @oliadesigns.com
Magical Labradorite Earrings, Made With Reiki, $268 @oliadesigns.com
Profile Purse, $80 @ingodwetrustnyc.com
Profile Purse, $80 @ingodwetrustnyc.com
24x24 Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford "If You Don't Know, Now You Know" by Ashley Longshore, 6k ashleylongshore.com
24×24 Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford “If You Don’t Know, Now You Know” painting by Ashley Longshore, 6k @ashleylongshore.com
Cruelty Free AF Mug, $13 @rescuefreedomproject.org
Cruelty Free AF Mug, $13 @rescuefreedomproject.org
Vegan Eggnog Loaf, $30 @farmsanctuary.org
Vegan Eggnog Loaf, $30 @farmsanctuary.org
All I want for Christmas is Ruth Bader Ginsburg, $75 @etsy.com
All I want for Christmas is Ruth Bader Ginsburg, $75 @etsy.com
Antonym Cosmetics Certified Organic Baked Blush Rose, $36 @lovegoodly.com
Antonym Cosmetics Certified Organic Baked Blush Rose, $36 @lovegoodly.com
1 Track Mind Pant, $99 @wearehah.com
1 Track Mind Pant, $99 @wearehah.com
Personalized Yarn Bowl, $60 @uncommongoods.com
Personalized Yarn Bowl, $60 @uncommongoods.com
Jewish Christmas Candle, $29 @homesickcandles.com
Jewish Christmas Candle, $29 @homesickcandles.com
Kushel - The Towel Made with Wood, 19€ & up @kickstarter.com
Kushel – The Towel Made with Wood, 19€ & up @kickstarter.com
Middle Eastern Spice Set, $42 @rawspicebar.com
Middle Eastern Spice Set, $42 @rawspicebar.com
The Anti-Cookbook: Easy, Thrifty Recipes for Food-Smart Living by Shelley Onderdonk & Rebecca Bloom, $18 @amazon.com or your local bookseller
The Anti-Cookbook: Easy, Thrifty Recipes for Food-Smart Living by Shelley Onderdonk & Rebecca Bloom, $18 @amazon.com or your local bookseller
Shiitake Mushroom Log Kit, $30 @uncommongoods.com
Shiitake Mushroom Log Kit, $30 @uncommongoods.com
Fa La La Llama Cotton Oven Mitt, $13 @modcloth.com
Fa La La Llama Cotton Oven Mitt, $13 @modcloth.com
WF Workwear Coverall, $188 @wildfang.com
WF Workwear Coverall, $188 @wildfang.com
Mona B Vegan Collection, $34-74 @mona-b.com
Mona B Vegan Collection, $34-74 @mona-b.com
Medusa B Camel Block Heel Knee High Vegan Boots, $270 @beyond-skin.com
Medusa B Camel Block Heel Knee High Vegan Boots, $270 @beyond-skin.com
EarPods, $159 @apple.com
EarPods, $159 @apple.com
Cleanse Ritual Kit, $40 @sivanaspirit.com
Cleanse Ritual Kit, $40 @sivanaspirit.com
Vintage Rose Pink Glass Plates Set of 5, @shopthebreak.com
Vintage Rose Pink Glass Plates Set of 5, @shopthebreak.com
Hand Cup, $18 @amazon.com
Hand Cup, $18 @amazon.com
Music Showerhead Waterproof Speaker + Bluetooth, $95 @amazon.com
Music Showerhead Waterproof Speaker + Bluetooth, $95 @amazon.com
Super Cozy™ Fleece Paw Print Bathrobe, $30 @theanimalrescuesite
Super Cozy™ Fleece Paw Print Bathrobe, $30 @theanimalrescuesite
Primp and Prime in Rose Gold, $52 @theorganicskinco.com
Primp and Prime in Rose Gold, $52 @theorganicskinco.com
Shibori buckwheat and lavender eye pillow, $13 @etsy.com
Shibori buckwheat and lavender eye pillow, $13 @etsy.com
Cuddling Foxes embroidery hoop art, $17 @etsy.com
Cuddling Foxes embroidery hoop art, $17 @etsy.com
Thelma & Louise Tees for you and your bestie, $14 each @etsy.com
Thelma & Louise Tees for you and your bestie, $14 each @etsy.com
Why I'm Vegan necklace, $98 @etsy.com
Why I’m Vegan necklace, $98 @etsy.com
Naeem Khan Draped sequined chiffon gown, $3,795 @netaporter.com
Naeem Khan Draped sequined chiffon gown, $3,795 @netaporter.com
Hanukkah Dreidel Small Crossbody Bag, $15 @amazon.com
Hanukkah Dreidel Small Crossbody Bag, $15 @amazon.com
Organic LIVfit Superfood Blend with Protein, $16 @betterbodyfoods.com
Organic LIVfit Superfood Blend with Protein, $16 @betterbodyfoods.com
Custom-Knit Reversible Fuck Trump/Resist Beanie, $25 @kathygriffin.com
Custom-Knit Reversible Fuck Trump/Resist Beanie, $25 @kathygriffin.com
Mid Century Modern Classic Rosewood Plywood Lounge Chair & Ottoman With White Premium High Grade PU Vegan Eames Style Replica, $1K @amazon.com
Mid Century Modern Classic Rosewood Plywood Lounge Chair & Ottoman With White Premium High Grade PU Vegan Eames Style Replica, $1K @amazon.com
The Sun and Her Flowers Paperback by Rupi Kaur, $12 @amazon.com
The Sun and Her Flowers Paperback by Rupi Kaur, $12 @amazon.com
Mug With Strainer & Lid Portable Teacup Heat Resistant Mushroom Cup, $13 @amazon.com
Mug With Strainer & Lid Portable Teacup Heat Resistant Mushroom Cup, $13 @amazon.com
Beats Solo3 Wireless On-Ear Headphones - Matte Gold, $299 @amazon.com
Beats Solo3 Wireless On-Ear Headphones – Matte Gold, $299 @amazon.com
יישר כחך Be Strong Print, $24 @etsy.com
יישר כחך Be Strong Print, $24 @etsy.com
Women's Hanukkah Pajama Set - Wondershop™ Blue, $20 @target.com
Women’s Hanukkah Pajama Set – Wondershop™ Blue, $20 @target.com
Quilted Koala Adult Backpack: Rose Gold Metallic, $184 @quiltedkoala.com
Quilted Koala Adult Backpack: Rose Gold Metallic, $184 @quiltedkoala.com
Four Season Vertical Zen Micro Garden Planter, $11 @amazon.com
Four Season Vertical Zen Micro Garden Planter, $11 @amazon.com
Primula Cortusoides Dome Paperweight, $60 @catbirdnyc.com
Primula Cortusoides Dome Paperweight, $60 @catbirdnyc.com
Backslash Fit Self-Rolling Smart Yoga Mat, $90 @amazon.com
Backslash Fit Self-Rolling Smart Yoga Mat, $90 @amazon.com
Stemless Aerating Wine Glasses by Chevalier Collection, 2 for $50 @amazon.com
Stemless Aerating Wine Glasses by Chevalier Collection, 2 for $50 @amazon.com
Lionhead Full Size Rolling Tray, $10 @amazon.com
Lionhead Full Size Rolling Tray, $10 @amazon.com
123 Organic Blanco Tequila (Uno), $44 @astorwines.com
123 Organic Blanco Tequila (Uno), $44 @astorwines.com
The Claribel Earring Chain, $48 @catbirdnyc.com
The Claribel Earring Chain, $48 @catbirdnyc.com
Vegan Heart Crossover Hoodie Sweatshirt, $22 @etsy.com
Vegan Heart Crossover Hoodie Sweatshirt, $22 @etsy.com

 

Shrimps Eilis printed faux-fur coat, $750 @matchesfashion.com
Shrimps Eilis printed faux-fur coat, $750 @matchesfashion.com
Serpent Tie, Organic Cotton. Waterless digital printing. Vegan & Sustainable $85 @bravegentleman.com
Serpent Tie, Organic Cotton. Waterless digital printing. Vegan & Sustainable $85 @bravegentleman.com

 

Guns N' Roses Ugly Christmas Sweater, $70 @amazon.com
Guns N’ Roses Ugly Christmas Sweater, $70 @amazon.com
Dyson Pure Hot + Cool Link HP02 Wi-Fi Enabled Air Purifier,White/Silver, $439 @amazon.com
Dyson Pure Hot + Cool Link HP02 Wi-Fi Enabled Air Purifier, White/Silver, $439 @amazon.com
Heat Holders - Lounge Thermal Non Slip Bed Socks With Grip, $19 @amazon.com
Heat Holders – Lounge Thermal Non Slip Bed Socks With Grip, $19 @amazon.com
Bose SoundLink Revolve Portable Bluetooth 360 Speaker, $208 @amazon.com
Bose SoundLink Revolve Portable Bluetooth 360 Speaker, $208 @amazon.com
Patagonia Women's Snap-T™ Fleece Pants, $79 @patagonia.com
Patagonia Women’s Snap-T™ Fleece Pants, $79 @patagonia.com

LITTLE HANDS

Grimm's Large Ammonite Snail Shell Figurative Puzzle of Creative Wooden Blocks (4x4 Size) by Grimm's Spiel and Holz Design, $99 @amazon.com (If you choose not to be an amazon shopper, you can buy the smaller size of this on oompa.com)
Grimm’s Large Ammonite Snail Shell Figurative Puzzle of Creative Wooden Blocks (4×4 Size) by Grimm’s Spiel and Holz Design, $99 @amazon.com (If you choose not to be an amazon shopper, you can buy the smaller size of this on oompa.com)
I Dissent: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Makes Her Mark Hardcover by Debbie Levy & Elizabeth Baddeley, $12 @amazon.com
I Dissent: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Makes Her Mark Hardcover by Debbie Levy & Elizabeth Baddeley, $12 @amazon.com or your local bookseller
Create Your Own Reel Viewer, $30 @uncommongoods.com
Create Your Own Reel Viewer, $30 @uncommongoods.com
Child's Phone Home Bracelet- Scalloped Edge w/ Amber- Heirloom by Doyle & Doyle, $175 @doyledoyle.com
Child’s Phone Home Bracelet- Scalloped Edge w/ Amber- Heirloom by Doyle & Doyle, $175 @doyledoyle.com
Fun & Fun Kids Gold Puffer Jacket, $164.02 @childrensalon.com
Fun & Fun Kids Gold Puffer Jacket, $164.02 @childrensalon.com
Gatcha Gatcha - Bingo Set, €46.00 EUR @kikoandgg.com
Gatcha Gatcha – Bingo Set, €46.00 EUR @kikoandgg.com
Monopoly: Fortnite Edition Board Game Inspired by Fortnite Video Gam, $15 @amazon.com
Monopoly: Fortnite Edition Board Game Inspired by Fortnite Video Gam, $15 @amazon.com or your local toy shop
Organic Eli Crew Neck Sweatshirt, $28 @artandeden.com
Organic Eli Crew Neck Sweatshirt, $28 @artandeden.com
Pantera Stroller, $60 @daphyls.com
Pantera Stroller, $60 @daphyls.com
Harry Potter Sweater Tapestry Pillow, $18 @hottopic.com
Harry Potter Sweater Tapestry Pillow, $18 @hottopic.com
The Kids’ Retro-X® Vest is made of pliable 100% polyester (70% recycled) ¼”-pile fleece that’s lined with windproof polyester, $79 @patagonia.com
The Kids’ Retro-X® Vest is made of pliable 100% polyester (70% recycled) ¼”-pile fleece that’s lined with windproof polyester, $79 @patagonia.com
Personalized Menorah, $54 @etsy.com
Personalized Menorah, $54 @etsy.com
Holo Kids Umbrella, $30 @hipsterkids.com
Holo Kids Umbrella, $30 @hipsterkids.com

TEENS WITH ‘TUDE

Ivory Sherpa "Got Game" Chair - For use with the Xbox, PlayStation, Game Boy and more, it offers up the ultimate experience for serious play time. $399 @pbteen.com
Ivory Sherpa “Got Game” Chair – For use with the Xbox, PlayStation, Game Boy and more, it offers up the ultimate experience for serious play time – think built in subwoofers and . $399 @pbteen.com
Marshall Compact Fridge, $500 @amazon.com
Marshall Compact Fridge, $500 @amazon.com
HP Sprocket Portable Photo Printer with additional 20 sheets ZINK Sticky-Backed Photo Paper, $90 @amazon.com
HP Sprocket Portable Photo Printer with additional 20 sheets ZINK Sticky-Backed Photo Paper, $90 @amazon.com
Rainbow Necklace, $82.82 @tattdevine.com
Rainbow Necklace, $82.82 @tattdevine.com

FURRY FAM

Embark Dog DNA Test, $199 @embark.com (now $40 off!)
Embark Dog DNA Test, $199 @embark.com (now $40 off!)
Dog Hoodies, $32 @unleashedlife.com OR $38 @amazon.com
Holiday Dog Hoodies, $32 @unleashedlife.com OR $38 @amazon.com
Custom CBD Relax Snax made to order for your nervous pooch, Prices vary - email cannabuddykitchen@gmail.com
Custom CBD Relax Snax made to order for your nervous pooch, Prices vary – email cannabuddykitchen@gmail.com
CatHaven Cat Condo, $137 @amazon.com
CatHaven Cat Condo, $137 @amazon.com
Donald Trump Dog Chew Toy, $13-15 (size small or large) @amazon.com
Donald Trump Dog Chew Toy, $13-15 (size small or large) @amazon.com

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