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GirlieGirlArmy’s 2018 Holiday Gift Guide

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‘Tis the season to be horny for life.. if we can get deforestation, climate change, and Trump off the old noggin for enough time to swig some Tito’s that is.  We deserve to do good for others and ourselves this time of year, so start with some brain-enhancing, body-empowering, titillating gifts for those you love.

Don’t forget – the best gifts are always hand-crafted, donated, in-kind, or carefully thought out.. but if you don’t have time for all that – here are some of our best buys for 2018!

Merry Kwanzmukah, and a Happy Winter Solstice to us all!

GirlieGirlArmy's 2018 Holiday Gift Guide

GirlieGirlArmy’s 2018 Holiday Gift Guide

GROWN HUMANS

Dark Days Tarot Deck , $50-80 @darkdaystarot.com

Wren McMurdo’s Dark Days Tarot Deck, $50-80 @darkdaystarot.com

Rio Classic Sweatshirt, $78 @thereformation.com

Rio Classic Sweatshirt, $78 @thereformation.com

Vegan Chrome Boot in Rose Gold from Dr. Martens, $120 @mooshoes.com

Vegan Chrome Boot in Rose Gold from Dr. Martens, $120 @mooshoes.com

Vivetta cat gloves, $102 @farfetch.com

Vivetta cat gloves, $102 @farfetch.com

Victorinox Swiss Army Classis SD Animal Prints Multi Tool (Leopard) , $21 @amazon.com or sports goods stores

Victorinox Swiss Army Classis SD Animal Prints Multi Tool (Leopard) , $21 @amazon.com or sports goods stores

Tattoo artist designed Enamel Pins, $7 @threekingstattoo.com

Tattoo artist designed Enamel Pins, $7 @threekingstattoo.com

Breastmilk Heart Open Bangle (using your own breastmilk!), $169 @breastmilkjewelry.com

Breastmilk Heart Open Bangle (using your own breastmilk!), $169 @breastmilkjewelry.com

Rianne S. Heart Vibrator, $34 @babeland.com

Rianne S. Heart Vibrator, $34 @babeland.com

Barbarea Bralette in Vintage Cheetah Print, $64/, Ruched Bloomer $38 @clarebare.com

Barbarea Bralette in Vintage Cheetah Print, $64/, Ruched Bloomer $38 @clarebare.com

One-of-a-kind Wreaths, prices vary, follow @instagram.com/beadonawireluv for new merchandise

One-of-a-kind Wreaths, prices vary, follow @instagram.com/beadonawireluv to order

Iris goddess eau de parfum, £55 @floralstreet.com

Iris goddess eau de parfum, £55 @floralstreet.com

Ruthless Rockette Roller Skates, $154 @dollskill.com

Ruthless Rockette Roller Skates, $154 @dollskill.com

Moms Meyer Lemon Tree/ Large Citrus Lemon Tree Bundle, 38″-44″, $105 @seedsoflife.com

You Say "Crazy Cat Lady" Like It's a Bad Thing Socks by Ann Taintor, $9 @amazon.com

You Say “Crazy Cat Lady” Like It’s a Bad Thing Socks by Ann Taintor, $9 @amazon.com

Upstate Girls: Unraveling Collar City by Brenda Ann Kenneally, $33 @amazon.com

Upstate Girls: Unraveling Collar City by Brenda Ann Kenneally, $33 @amazon.com or your local book shop

She is too fond of books and it has turned her brain Louisa May Alcott Recycled Spoon Keychain, $22 @etsy.com

Miyoko's Holiday Gift Box of vegan cheeses, $119 @miyokos.com

Miyoko’s Holiday Gift Box of vegan cheeses, $119 @miyokos.com

4 Paw Collection Vegan Chocolate Bars To Benefit Dog Rescue, $25 @rescuechocolate.com

4 Paw Collection Vegan Chocolate Bars To Benefit Dog Rescue, $25 @rescuechocolate.com

Magical Labradorite Earrings, Made With Reiki, $268 @oliadesigns.com

Magical Labradorite Earrings, Made With Reiki, $268 @oliadesigns.com

Profile Purse, $80 @ingodwetrustnyc.com

Profile Purse, $80 @ingodwetrustnyc.com

24x24 Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford "If You Don't Know, Now You Know" by Ashley Longshore, 6k ashleylongshore.com

24×24 Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford “If You Don’t Know, Now You Know” painting by Ashley Longshore, 6k @ashleylongshore.com

Cruelty Free AF Mug, $13 @rescuefreedomproject.org

Cruelty Free AF Mug, $13 @rescuefreedomproject.org

Vegan Eggnog Loaf, $30 @farmsanctuary.org

Vegan Eggnog Loaf, $30 @farmsanctuary.org

All I want for Christmas is Ruth Bader Ginsburg, $75 @etsy.com

All I want for Christmas is Ruth Bader Ginsburg, $75 @etsy.com

Antonym Cosmetics Certified Organic Baked Blush Rose, $36 @lovegoodly.com

Antonym Cosmetics Certified Organic Baked Blush Rose, $36 @lovegoodly.com

1 Track Mind Pant, $99 @wearehah.com

1 Track Mind Pant, $99 @wearehah.com

Personalized Yarn Bowl, $60 @uncommongoods.com

Personalized Yarn Bowl, $60 @uncommongoods.com

Jewish Christmas Candle, $29 @homesickcandles.com

Jewish Christmas Candle, $29 @homesickcandles.com

Kushel - The Towel Made with Wood, 19€ & up @kickstarter.com

Kushel – The Towel Made with Wood, 19€ & up @kickstarter.com

Middle Eastern Spice Set, $42 @rawspicebar.com

Middle Eastern Spice Set, $42 @rawspicebar.com

The Anti-Cookbook: Easy, Thrifty Recipes for Food-Smart Living by Shelley Onderdonk & Rebecca Bloom, $18 @amazon.com or your local bookseller

The Anti-Cookbook: Easy, Thrifty Recipes for Food-Smart Living by Shelley Onderdonk & Rebecca Bloom, $18 @amazon.com or your local bookseller

Shiitake Mushroom Log Kit, $30 @uncommongoods.com

Shiitake Mushroom Log Kit, $30 @uncommongoods.com

Fa La La Llama Cotton Oven Mitt, $13 @modcloth.com

Fa La La Llama Cotton Oven Mitt, $13 @modcloth.com

WF Workwear Coverall, $188 @wildfang.com

WF Workwear Coverall, $188 @wildfang.com

Mona B Vegan Collection, $34-74 @mona-b.com

Mona B Vegan Collection, $34-74 @mona-b.com

Medusa B Camel Block Heel Knee High Vegan Boots, $270 @beyond-skin.com

Medusa B Camel Block Heel Knee High Vegan Boots, $270 @beyond-skin.com

EarPods, $159 @apple.com

EarPods, $159 @apple.com

Cleanse Ritual Kit, $40 @sivanaspirit.com

Cleanse Ritual Kit, $40 @sivanaspirit.com

Vintage Rose Pink Glass Plates Set of 5, @shopthebreak.com

Vintage Rose Pink Glass Plates Set of 5, @shopthebreak.com

Hand Cup, $18 @amazon.com

Hand Cup, $18 @amazon.com

Music Showerhead Waterproof Speaker + Bluetooth, $95 @amazon.com

Music Showerhead Waterproof Speaker + Bluetooth, $95 @amazon.com

Super Cozy™ Fleece Paw Print Bathrobe, $30 @theanimalrescuesite

Super Cozy™ Fleece Paw Print Bathrobe, $30 @theanimalrescuesite

Primp and Prime in Rose Gold, $52 @theorganicskinco.com

Primp and Prime in Rose Gold, $52 @theorganicskinco.com

Shibori buckwheat and lavender eye pillow, $13 @etsy.com

Shibori buckwheat and lavender eye pillow, $13 @etsy.com

Cuddling Foxes embroidery hoop art, $17 @etsy.com

Cuddling Foxes embroidery hoop art, $17 @etsy.com

Thelma & Louise Tees for you and your bestie, $14 each @etsy.com

Thelma & Louise Tees for you and your bestie, $14 each @etsy.com

Why I'm Vegan necklace, $98 @etsy.com

Why I’m Vegan necklace, $98 @etsy.com

Naeem Khan Draped sequined chiffon gown, $3,795 @netaporter.com

Naeem Khan Draped sequined chiffon gown, $3,795 @netaporter.com

Hanukkah Dreidel Small Crossbody Bag, $15 @amazon.com

Hanukkah Dreidel Small Crossbody Bag, $15 @amazon.com

Organic LIVfit Superfood Blend with Protein, $16 @betterbodyfoods.com

Organic LIVfit Superfood Blend with Protein, $16 @betterbodyfoods.com

Custom-Knit Reversible Fuck Trump/Resist Beanie, $25 @kathygriffin.com

Custom-Knit Reversible Fuck Trump/Resist Beanie, $25 @kathygriffin.com

Mid Century Modern Classic Rosewood Plywood Lounge Chair & Ottoman With White Premium High Grade PU Vegan Eames Style Replica, $1K @amazon.com

Mid Century Modern Classic Rosewood Plywood Lounge Chair & Ottoman With White Premium High Grade PU Vegan Eames Style Replica, $1K @amazon.com

The Sun and Her Flowers Paperback by Rupi Kaur, $12 @amazon.com

The Sun and Her Flowers Paperback by Rupi Kaur, $12 @amazon.com

Mug With Strainer & Lid Portable Teacup Heat Resistant Mushroom Cup, $13 @amazon.com

Mug With Strainer & Lid Portable Teacup Heat Resistant Mushroom Cup, $13 @amazon.com

Beats Solo3 Wireless On-Ear Headphones - Matte Gold, $299 @amazon.com

Beats Solo3 Wireless On-Ear Headphones – Matte Gold, $299 @amazon.com

יישר כחך Be Strong Print, $24 @etsy.com

יישר כחך Be Strong Print, $24 @etsy.com

Women's Hanukkah Pajama Set - Wondershop™ Blue, $20 @target.com

Women’s Hanukkah Pajama Set – Wondershop™ Blue, $20 @target.com

Quilted Koala Adult Backpack: Rose Gold Metallic, $184 @quiltedkoala.com

Quilted Koala Adult Backpack: Rose Gold Metallic, $184 @quiltedkoala.com

Four Season Vertical Zen Micro Garden Planter, $11 @amazon.com

Four Season Vertical Zen Micro Garden Planter, $11 @amazon.com

Primula Cortusoides Dome Paperweight, $60 @catbirdnyc.com

Primula Cortusoides Dome Paperweight, $60 @catbirdnyc.com

Backslash Fit Self-Rolling Smart Yoga Mat, $90 @amazon.com

Backslash Fit Self-Rolling Smart Yoga Mat, $90 @amazon.com

Stemless Aerating Wine Glasses by Chevalier Collection, 2 for $50 @amazon.com

Stemless Aerating Wine Glasses by Chevalier Collection, 2 for $50 @amazon.com

Lionhead Full Size Rolling Tray, $10 @amazon.com

Lionhead Full Size Rolling Tray, $10 @amazon.com

123 Organic Blanco Tequila (Uno), $44 @astorwines.com

123 Organic Blanco Tequila (Uno), $44 @astorwines.com

The Claribel Earring Chain, $48 @catbirdnyc.com

The Claribel Earring Chain, $48 @catbirdnyc.com

Vegan Heart Crossover Hoodie Sweatshirt, $22 @etsy.com

Vegan Heart Crossover Hoodie Sweatshirt, $22 @etsy.com

 

Shrimps Eilis printed faux-fur coat, $750 @matchesfashion.com

Shrimps Eilis printed faux-fur coat, $750 @matchesfashion.com

Serpent Tie, Organic Cotton. Waterless digital printing. Vegan & Sustainable $85 @bravegentleman.com

Serpent Tie, Organic Cotton. Waterless digital printing. Vegan & Sustainable $85 @bravegentleman.com

 

Guns N' Roses Ugly Christmas Sweater, $70 @amazon.com

Guns N’ Roses Ugly Christmas Sweater, $70 @amazon.com

Dyson Pure Hot + Cool Link HP02 Wi-Fi Enabled Air Purifier,White/Silver, $439 @amazon.com

Dyson Pure Hot + Cool Link HP02 Wi-Fi Enabled Air Purifier, White/Silver, $439 @amazon.com

Heat Holders - Lounge Thermal Non Slip Bed Socks With Grip, $19 @amazon.com

Heat Holders – Lounge Thermal Non Slip Bed Socks With Grip, $19 @amazon.com

Bose SoundLink Revolve Portable Bluetooth 360 Speaker, $208 @amazon.com

Bose SoundLink Revolve Portable Bluetooth 360 Speaker, $208 @amazon.com

Patagonia Women's Snap-T™ Fleece Pants, $79 @patagonia.com

Patagonia Women’s Snap-T™ Fleece Pants, $79 @patagonia.com

LITTLE HANDS

Grimm's Large Ammonite Snail Shell Figurative Puzzle of Creative Wooden Blocks (4x4 Size) by Grimm's Spiel and Holz Design, $99 @amazon.com (If you choose not to be an amazon shopper, you can buy the smaller size of this on oompa.com)

Grimm’s Large Ammonite Snail Shell Figurative Puzzle of Creative Wooden Blocks (4×4 Size) by Grimm’s Spiel and Holz Design, $99 @amazon.com (If you choose not to be an amazon shopper, you can buy the smaller size of this on oompa.com)

I Dissent: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Makes Her Mark Hardcover by Debbie Levy & Elizabeth Baddeley, $12 @amazon.com

I Dissent: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Makes Her Mark Hardcover by Debbie Levy & Elizabeth Baddeley, $12 @amazon.com or your local bookseller

Create Your Own Reel Viewer, $30 @uncommongoods.com

Create Your Own Reel Viewer, $30 @uncommongoods.com

Child's Phone Home Bracelet- Scalloped Edge w/ Amber- Heirloom by Doyle & Doyle, $175 @doyledoyle.com

Child’s Phone Home Bracelet- Scalloped Edge w/ Amber- Heirloom by Doyle & Doyle, $175 @doyledoyle.com

Fun & Fun Kids Gold Puffer Jacket, $164.02 @childrensalon.com

Fun & Fun Kids Gold Puffer Jacket, $164.02 @childrensalon.com

Gatcha Gatcha - Bingo Set, €46.00 EUR @kikoandgg.com

Gatcha Gatcha – Bingo Set, €46.00 EUR @kikoandgg.com

Monopoly: Fortnite Edition Board Game Inspired by Fortnite Video Gam, $15 @amazon.com

Monopoly: Fortnite Edition Board Game Inspired by Fortnite Video Gam, $15 @amazon.com or your local toy shop

Organic Eli Crew Neck Sweatshirt, $28 @artandeden.com

Organic Eli Crew Neck Sweatshirt, $28 @artandeden.com

Pantera Stroller, $60 @daphyls.com

Pantera Stroller, $60 @daphyls.com

Harry Potter Sweater Tapestry Pillow, $18 @hottopic.com

Harry Potter Sweater Tapestry Pillow, $18 @hottopic.com

The Kids’ Retro-X® Vest is made of pliable 100% polyester (70% recycled) ¼”-pile fleece that’s lined with windproof polyester, $79 @patagonia.com

The Kids’ Retro-X® Vest is made of pliable 100% polyester (70% recycled) ¼”-pile fleece that’s lined with windproof polyester, $79 @patagonia.com

Personalized Menorah, $54 @etsy.com

Personalized Menorah, $54 @etsy.com

Holo Kids Umbrella, $30 @hipsterkids.com

Holo Kids Umbrella, $30 @hipsterkids.com

TEENS WITH ‘TUDE

Ivory Sherpa "Got Game" Chair - For use with the Xbox, PlayStation, Game Boy and more, it offers up the ultimate experience for serious play time. $399 @pbteen.com

Ivory Sherpa “Got Game” Chair – For use with the Xbox, PlayStation, Game Boy and more, it offers up the ultimate experience for serious play time – think built in subwoofers and . $399 @pbteen.com

Marshall Compact Fridge, $500 @amazon.com

Marshall Compact Fridge, $500 @amazon.com

HP Sprocket Portable Photo Printer with additional 20 sheets ZINK Sticky-Backed Photo Paper, $90 @amazon.com

HP Sprocket Portable Photo Printer with additional 20 sheets ZINK Sticky-Backed Photo Paper, $90 @amazon.com

Rainbow Necklace, $82.82 @tattdevine.com

Rainbow Necklace, $82.82 @tattdevine.com

FURRY FAM

Embark Dog DNA Test, $199 @embark.com (now $40 off!)

Embark Dog DNA Test, $199 @embark.com (now $40 off!)

Dog Hoodies, $32 @unleashedlife.com OR $38 @amazon.com

Holiday Dog Hoodies, $32 @unleashedlife.com OR $38 @amazon.com

Custom CBD Relax Snax made to order for your nervous pooch, Prices vary - email cannabuddykitchen@gmail.com

Custom CBD Relax Snax made to order for your nervous pooch, Prices vary – email cannabuddykitchen@gmail.com

CatHaven Cat Condo, $137 @amazon.com

CatHaven Cat Condo, $137 @amazon.com

Donald Trump Dog Chew Toy, $13-15 (size small or large) @amazon.com

Donald Trump Dog Chew Toy, $13-15 (size small or large) @amazon.com

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