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The World’s Sexiest Black Boots

The World’s Sexiest Black Boots

When something is fabulous here at GGA HQ, we say “BOOTS!”   Which translates (in our exceedingly dramatic way) to glitter, Rupaul, glamouuuur, and anything that gives our little girlie hearts a hard-on.

But when we saw the newest Stella boots, we were borderline apoplectic.   This is poetry in a boot.   Dancing stars on a leg.   Sex on heels.   And unfortunately, they cost as much as a Month of rent.   So, although we will probably have to pass on buying them (unless they hit our next Stella sample sale, which we highly doubt since all the vegan vaginas and rockstarlings will snatch these up the minute their lusty eyes get sight of them)… we will sit and stare at them for another good twenty minutes.   It goes without saying that all boots featured below are eco and vegan..   how fabulous our options are!

Stella McCartney Pierced (Faux) Leather OTK Boot, $1,595. @ NeimanMarcus.com
Stella McCartney Pierced (Faux) Leather OTK Boot, $1,595. @ NeimanMarcus.com

Not so much into the temptress look?   Try these comfortable and chic boots on.. and you’ll probably never take them off.   Plus, they match absolutely everything.. and if you gain your winter weight they will pair perfectly with a slouchy sweater and leggings all winter long without having to revert to sneakers and sweats.

Cri de Coeur Ariel Over-the-knee Boots, $340 @ Shopflick.com
Cri de Coeur Ariel Over-the-knee Boots, $340 @ Shopflick.com

Want flats that have a biiiiit more panache?   These OlsenHaus “Thriller” boots will keep your dogs from barking and keep your edgy, rocker look going even when the weather outside is frightening.

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Thriller (shown in black & red), $250 @ olsenhaus.com
Thriller (shown in black & red), $250 @ olsenhaus.com

Want more, you boot-hogging glutton?   Check out our recent blog on our Must-HAVE boots for Fall 09!