Your BFF’s all opted for summer weddings, and that leaves you scrounging for new dresses (or just re-wearing the same one 8 times), cash for travel, and the mojo to pretend to be super excited for yet another flesh strewn smorgasbord. Here are a few items that’ll help you get through this wedding season:
1) Flip Flops – To slip on, in between pictures when you are stuck in ill-fitting, hideous shoes, chosen by the bride who thinks they are gorgeous.
2) A flask – When the champagne isn’t flowing fast enough…
3) Earplugs – For when your bridezilla best friend is screaming at everyone. We like these wallet (and earth) friendly reusable ones.
4) Mints – To pop in your mouth when you talk to the ONE cute boy or girl at the reception. We heart these B-Fresh sugar-free mints that freshen your breath naturally. These mints naturally alter the pH levels in your mouth so that bacteria that cause tooth decay, plaque and bad breath are eliminated. They contain no sugar, salt, gluten, or freakish preservatives, and are enriched with Xylitol, calcium, and 300% RDI of B-12, so it’s like taking a supplement and sorting out that white wine breath all in one. Remember vegans and kosher folk: most mints contain gelatin, be wary. Learn more here.
5) Double Stick Tape – To keep you in that dress you would rather burn than wear. No need to flash the Rabbi.
