July 4th means stuffing ice pops and veggie hot dogs in your mouth while staring drunk, sweaty, and dazed at the fireworks… why not go all the way with some Independence Day themed garb?
Though you may not love everything our Country stands for, we have certainly come a long way. Wikipedia tells us; “The Fourth of July is a federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, declaring independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain. Independence Day is commonly associated with fireworks, parades, barbecues, carnivals, picnics, concerts, baseball games, political speeches and ceremonies, and various other public and private events celebrating the history, government, and traditions of the United States. Independence Day is the national day of the United States.”
A pretty sundress will take you from picnics during the daylight hours to sloppy make out sessions to Born in the USA as the sun sets.
Throw on these cute sneakers (we suggest sticking to all white laces) with a pair of cut off shorts and a boy-beater tank top to show a lil’ pride.
This red fringed necklace is adjustable, so you can wear it long over your basic white tee, or high and danglin’ into your cleavage.
Throw this pretty tunic on with a pair of white pants for a totally comfy look that still says “I’ll smoke pot with you in the back of your RV.”
Nothing says chic like a nautical pant.
Shield your peepers from the sun in these Lolita-inspired shades;
Then pay for your Slurpie with cash out of this precious vegan-friendly wallet.
Now that you look sufficiently glamorous; grab a bowl of blueberries, an attractive pool boy/ girl, and enjoy the long weekend!!!