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The Wine Rack: Booze Directly From Your Boobs?

The Wine Rack: Booze Directly From Your Boobs?

If you’re going to whine about being flat-chested – may as well wine about being flat-chested! The Wine Rack drink dispensing sports bra will increase your bust line by 2 cup sizes AND get you and your friends buzzed via a sort of nouveau breastfeeding.

This is particularly good for us vegan, organic gals who prefer to not drink the non-organic, non-biodynamic, non-vegan booze served at most parties.   And honestly, who doesn’t look better with a little extra rack?   Don’t drink alc, no worries!   Fill ’em up with green juice, kombucha, agua… whatevers clever.

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