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Why Some Girls Choose to Stay Single

Published on August 22, 2009 by   ·   30 Comments Pin It
If you read this blog regularly, you know we have an odd obsession with eccentric and strange people (ergo our constant references to Grey Gardens).   Check out this HILARIOUS (and we mean hilarious) real recording of   voicemails that a woman got from a man she gave her business card to.   These voicemails were so outrageously nutty,   she called her local radio station and had them play it on the air. They called the story “why some girls stay single.”   Ignore the weird visuals… just listen to the messages.
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Readers Comments (30)

  1. beth says:

    wow… what a freak.

  2. Allison says:

    Unfortunately, he is a very real (mostly Toronto-based) person that is a former doctor stripped of his medical license after he was criminally convicted of sexually assaulting female patients. His real name is James Sears.

  3. Chloe says:

    JEEEESUS!! Allison, thanks for sharing that. How scary. FREAK.

  4. HOLY crap! I have never ever ever in my life…

  5. Karen Dawn says:

    I think therefore I am single.

  6. elaine says:

    I am so happy to say I’m lucky: I have one of the good ones. I think, therefore I am married. :)

  7. elaine says:

    Just to add: those messages were horribly terrifying.

  8. Maria says:

    This is insane…I am laughing so hard!
    I hope she doesn’t give in to that.
    It is for sure a reason to stay single…I cannot imagine dating one of those…

  9. Mandi says:

    WOW! Dimitri is a total bunny boiler.

  10. Liz says:

    I just looked into this guy and…how quickly hilarious can turn into disturbing. He’s pretty much training men to objectify women and become creepy predators, and is able to do background checks on people for a company he started?? Ick.

  11. Chrissie Eden Vazquez says:

    3pm tomorrow…3pm…passive aggressive, you should look it up…
    Hey, Dmitri–look up CRAZY!!!!

  12. Elaine says:


  13. peri says:

    OMFG what a fkn psycopath!!!

  14. Ronnie says:

    his a FREAKn’ FREAK!

  15. Rebekah says:

    This is hilariously insane but at the same time a little scary. I’ve known a guy like this. They DO NOT GIVE UP. And the longer you ignore them the worse they get.

  16. Audiogirl says:

    LMFAO!!!!! Oh my god.

  17. theresa says:

    This is so true…..LMFAO! This is definitely correct on WHY we stay single! may I say: Little Man?


  18. twinkle twinkle says:

    so freaky. there are so many of them out there. crazy experience. crazy. sorry she had to go through that. thanks for posting it. great to know that our weird experiences are matched. it’s not us.

  19. daisy says:

    omg! i just went to his website and this pops up first! what a nasty man. no wonder he is single.

    Before entering Dimitri The Lover’s controversial web site please note that his extremely popular TORONTO REAL MEN meetings are often SOLD OUT!!! To be guaranteed a seat for September 9, 2009, go to the TORONTO REAL MEN tab in this web site and REGISTER IMMEDIATELY. Cost to register on line is just $29 versus $40 cash at the door. Meetings include dinner and refreshments! Dimitri The Lover loses money hosting these meetings. Instead, he offers them as a community service to horny Toronto men that want to learn the secret to quickly seducing cold, uptight, sexually repressed local sluts.

  20. Melissa Brooklyn says:

    There is a fine line between funny and frightening. I hope her address wasn’t on that business card. But I think it’s safe to say that any woman going on his website reading the “local sluts” part would be smart enough to stay away from the psychotic rapists that an ad like that would attract in the first place.

  21. The Other Melissa Brooklyn says:

    wow. hilarious and terrifying.

  22. Cara says:

    and people ask me why I dont date…

  23. Kylie says:

    ahhh! Psycho! LOL!!!!!!

  24. glad2bmarried says:

    I cannot beleieve that no one has had this guy arrested. I am so glad I am married to a great guy. THis was absolutely hilarious. He needs medication………therapy…………something.

  25. Krysta says:

    Those visuals aren’t weird, they are hilarious! I swear I’ve given my number to a douche like that before. My first year in NYC I was so gullable I didn’t want to be mean to anyone and I wound up getting hit on by freaks like this.

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