August 22nd, 2009
Why Some Girls Choose to Stay Single
If you read this blog regularly, you know we have an odd obsession with eccentric and strange people (ergo our constant references to Grey Gardens). Check out this HILARIOUS (and we mean hilarious) real recording of voicemails that a woman got from a man she gave her business card to. These voicemails were so outrageously nutty, she called her local radio station and had them play it on the air. They called the story “why some girls stay single.” Ignore the weird visuals… just listen to the messages.
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luv it luv it luv it
(08.22.2009 11:13 am)That is amazing.
(08.22.2009 11:17 am)wow… what a freak.
(08.22.2009 11:23 am)Unfortunately, he is a very real (mostly Toronto-based) person that is a former doctor stripped of his medical license after he was criminally convicted of sexually assaulting female patients. His real name is James Sears.
(08.22.2009 11:28 am)JEEEESUS!! Allison, thanks for sharing that. How scary. FREAK.
(08.22.2009 11:29 am)Here’s the scoop on him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_N._Sears
(08.22.2009 11:31 am)HOLY crap! I have never ever ever in my life…
(08.22.2009 11:32 am)I think therefore I am single.
(08.22.2009 11:46 am)I am so happy to say I’m lucky: I have one of the good ones. I think, therefore I am married. :)
(08.22.2009 12:31 pm)Just to add: those messages were horribly terrifying.
(08.22.2009 12:37 pm)This is insane…I am laughing so hard!
(08.22.2009 12:47 pm)I hope she doesn’t give in to that.
It is for sure a reason to stay single…I cannot imagine dating one of those…
Aaaahh!
(08.22.2009 12:53 pm)WOW! Dimitri is a total bunny boiler.
(08.22.2009 1:05 pm)I just looked into this guy and…how quickly hilarious can turn into disturbing. He’s pretty much training men to objectify women and become creepy predators, and is able to do background checks on people for a company he started?? Ick.
(08.22.2009 4:49 pm)3pm tomorrow…3pm…passive aggressive, you should look it up…
(08.22.2009 4:50 pm)Hey, Dmitri–look up CRAZY!!!!
hahahahahahaha
(08.23.2009 9:20 pm)OMFG what a fkn psycopath!!!
(08.24.2009 3:02 pm)his a FREAKn’ FREAK!
(08.25.2009 10:04 am)yay.. freak…
(08.26.2009 2:37 am)This is hilariously insane but at the same time a little scary. I’ve known a guy like this. They DO NOT GIVE UP. And the longer you ignore them the worse they get.
(08.26.2009 5:17 pm)LMFAO!!!!! Oh my god.
(08.26.2009 7:04 pm)This is so true…..LMFAO! This is definitely correct on WHY we stay single! may I say: Little Man?
LOL!
(08.26.2009 8:17 pm)so freaky. there are so many of them out there. crazy experience. crazy. sorry she had to go through that. thanks for posting it. great to know that our weird experiences are matched. it’s not us.
(08.26.2009 9:10 pm)omg! i just went to his website and this pops up first! what a nasty man. no wonder he is single.
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(08.27.2009 11:48 am)There is a fine line between funny and frightening. I hope her address wasn’t on that business card. But I think it’s safe to say that any woman going on his website reading the “local sluts” part would be smart enough to stay away from the psychotic rapists that an ad like that would attract in the first place.
(08.29.2009 10:24 am)wow. hilarious and terrifying.
(08.30.2009 11:42 pm)and people ask me why I dont date…
(08.31.2009 11:09 am)ahhh! Psycho! LOL!!!!!!
(09.01.2009 12:09 am)